Al Gore inside worm-proof compound

al_officeNASHVILLE, Tennessee–As reported earlier, Al Gore has been building a titanium-lined compound where he can remain safe from giant worms that are otherwise ravaging the planet. Now Al Gore has released a new photo showing himself inside his worm-proof lair. While he publicly has yet to acknowledge that giant worms are a greater threat than global warming, he has taken extraordinary measures to protect his own home from giant worms. As one neighbor commented, “he’s spent more money and time into protecting himself from giant worms than he has spent reducing his carbon footprint.” As Deep Throat famously quipped back in the 1970s, if you want to know what’s really going on out there, follow the money.

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